The Man Who Turned Into a Tree

By Jon

There once was a man named Fluffle Mc Nutters. He loved to look at trees. One day Fluffle decided he hated his name so he went to court to sue his parents but he the just wouldn't let him instead they said: under no circumstances will you even be able to lie and say your name is anything else. They put a metal bracelet around his ankle so that if he said that his name was anything else it would inject molten plutonium into his blood stream. So he went to see grassy green of the leaves on the trees, thinking they're green like jalapeños, like the outside of a watermelon, like leaves, and green like the Hulk. S o as he looked at the trees one last time he said "My name is Mr. Jibbletts". Then it happened in the excoriating final moments he saw a button on a tree he squirmed up to the tree and pressed it . In the blink of an eye he was a tree.